Super Wy comes in with his new toy cow and makes a squirt sound. "Cow making milk."
"Yeah? What are these?" Daddy asks, pointing at the cow's utters.
"His weenies. That's where the milk comes from," Super Wy says, very proud of himself.
Daddy and I try very hard not to laugh as Daddy goes on to explain. "No, no, Buddy. These are the mommy cow's breasts. They are called utters. That's where milk comes from...only mommy cows."
"Yeah," Super Wy says as if that's what he was saying all along.
"So...Where does the milk come from?" Daddy asks.
"Cow boobies." He makes squirting sounds.
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The Norris Ranchers
- The Norris Ranch
- Napa, California, United States
Daddy Fisherman(also known as Hubby): Avid outdoorsman, Daddy Fisherman spends the weekdays being super at home dad and keeping the Norris Ranch running smoothly. On his off time (which is rare), he fishes.
Sci-Fi Geek (also known as mommy or some variation): Self proclaimed, and family/friends varified, science fiction geek. Dreams and creative flows are always space-based (heard all space head jokes).
Parkour Boy: Originally nicknamed Sea Scout/Skater Boy but his new interest in parkour really called for a new Norris Ranch title. And not to mention he's a fabulous artist.
Drama Queen: Oh, she lives up to her nickname with a high maintenance and energy level. Drama Queen spends her days chatting it up with her friends, drawing, and reading.
Holy Terror: Also aptly nicknamed. The boy doesn't rest unless he's passed out durng the night. Running on high octane 24/7, Holy Terror is passionate and wild.
Super Wy: My little superman, Super Wy spends his time creatively putting himself in another world. A world only visualized in his head. He can't talk without miming or gesturing his description at the same time.
Sci-Fi Geek (also known as mommy or some variation): Self proclaimed, and family/friends varified, science fiction geek. Dreams and creative flows are always space-based (heard all space head jokes).
Parkour Boy: Originally nicknamed Sea Scout/Skater Boy but his new interest in parkour really called for a new Norris Ranch title. And not to mention he's a fabulous artist.
Drama Queen: Oh, she lives up to her nickname with a high maintenance and energy level. Drama Queen spends her days chatting it up with her friends, drawing, and reading.
Holy Terror: Also aptly nicknamed. The boy doesn't rest unless he's passed out durng the night. Running on high octane 24/7, Holy Terror is passionate and wild.
Super Wy: My little superman, Super Wy spends his time creatively putting himself in another world. A world only visualized in his head. He can't talk without miming or gesturing his description at the same time.
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