Super Wy comes in with his new toy cow and makes a squirt sound. "Cow making milk."
"Yeah? What are these?" Daddy asks, pointing at the cow's utters.
"His weenies. That's where the milk comes from," Super Wy says, very proud of himself.
Daddy and I try very hard not to laugh as Daddy goes on to explain. "No, no, Buddy. These are the mommy cow's breasts. They are called utters. That's where milk comes from...only mommy cows."
"Yeah," Super Wy says as if that's what he was saying all along.
"So...Where does the milk come from?" Daddy asks.
"Cow boobies." He makes squirting sounds.