Give Me Patience...or Duct Tape:
Crazy Goofy:"Only in the minds of teenagers does leftover bread become a reason for verbal war..."
"...In teen speak, 'I hate you, Mom,' really means, 'I still love you but am frustrated I can't spend the night at friends house on a school night.'...just so you know. And the door slamming is a virtual hug of sorts."
"Holy Terror had one of his sleepless nights...I'm expecting the demon possession to happen about 11...wish me luck."
In the end, one of Hubby's entries sums it up well: "Ok, so it's a good day...I love my family.""Holy Terror and Super Wy have TP'd one of the dogs! OMG, I'd discipline but it's too funny. Poor Drake looks like a walking Puppy Mummy."
"...I turn on the faucet to get a glass of water and the pull-out spray bursts water all over me. Turns out Parkour Boy rubber-banded the handle down..."
"...Holy Terror and Super Wy are attacking Drama Queen's room and then hiding in the back of the hall closet. Drama Queen is about two seconds away from 'Dragon-Firing-Breathing' status."
"I busted Super Wy drinking my soda. He just gives his sparkly smile, goofy giggle, and says, "Ya, it's in my tummy."..."
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